I sit in the shower because I'm too lazy to stand.
This should tell you about a majority of my life.

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tibets:

2006 was a simpler time

*accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*

 #they look so much like brothers right here im gonna pass out

patyourshoulder:

bilbos-buttons:

thesignofthrees:

/AGGRESSIVELY DRINKS TEA/

/AGGRESSIVELY TAKES A SHOWER/

#Benedict Cumberbatch #aggresively living life

so aggresive

fakeyouout:

“money doesn’t buy happiness”

let me test this hypothesis

captain-sherlock-mcdoctor-pants:

leo-arcana:

novakian:

[x] [x]

I don’t think we as a collective fandom will ever get over how perfect this casting is

seriously, you could almost believe they’re the same person

THE TEETH ARE EVEN THE SAME

good-angel-bad-wolf:

rhinozilla:

Jensen Ackles is known as ‘the short one’ relative to Jared Padalecki.

Jensen Ackles is taller than Benedict Cumberbatch.

I just…I feel confused and lied to.

just imagine Martin Freeman next to Jared Padalecki

nagasakiscryingout:

acehearts-4250:

ask-shy-ler-leia-and-lian:

Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone

it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort

HOLY SHIT

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING

WHAT THE EGFUTCKT

IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL

i told you there was a monster in my phone….

It’s like me trying to wake up in the morning…

.-.

tea-tears-and-bbc:

ballerina-austin:

deductionswiththedoctor:

So we started reading Romeo and Juliet in English class and i yelled out SPOILER: Romeo and Juliet die… and i shit you not at least 1/3 of the class got really pissed at me beacuse they didnt know thats how it ended

IT TELLS YOU IN THE PROLOGUE

CIVIL BLOOD MAKES CIVIL HANDS UNCLEAN

WHAT DID YOU THINK THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT, SOMEONE GETTING A PAPERCUT

seashellies:

HE KNOWS

vexarion:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

cokeflow:

when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god

fishingboatproceeds:

Mind says 14 minutes. Clock says 2 years.