*accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*
/AGGRESSIVELY DRINKS TEA/
/AGGRESSIVELY TAKES A SHOWER/
“money doesn’t buy happiness”
let me test this hypothesis
I don’t think we as a collective fandom will ever get over how perfect this casting is
seriously, you could almost believe they’re the same person
THE TEETH ARE EVEN THE SAME
Jensen Ackles is known as ‘the short one’ relative to Jared Padalecki.
Jensen Ackles is taller than Benedict Cumberbatch.
I just…I feel confused and lied to.
just imagine Martin Freeman next to Jared Padalecki
Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone
it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort
REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING
WHAT THE EGFUTCKT
IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL
i told you there was a monster in my phone….
It’s like me trying to wake up in the morning…
So we started reading Romeo and Juliet in English class and i yelled out SPOILER: Romeo and Juliet die… and i shit you not at least 1/3 of the class got really pissed at me beacuse they didnt know thats how it ended
IT TELLS YOU IN THE PROLOGUE
CIVIL BLOOD MAKES CIVIL HANDS UNCLEAN
WHAT DID YOU THINK THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT, SOMEONE GETTING A PAPERCUT
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god
Mind says 14 minutes. Clock says 2 years.